My Life Is Averages Of The Day

Today, my dog would not stop whimpering and barking when my grandpa came over to my house. Attempting to get him to be quiet, I said "shush boy". My 76 year old grandpa chimed in with "shut your lips, do the helen keller, and talk with your hips.... Or whatever it is that she does." Thank you MTV for not only corrupting the youth, but re-corrupting the elderly. MLIA

Today, my school's homecoming dress-up day was "class color day." I'm a senior and our color was black. I thought that my all black outfit was pretty good. Then I saw Darth Vader, three ninjas, and a pirate flag walking down the hall. I suddenly felt like an underachiever. MLIA.


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